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Talk To The Person Who Does The Coaching

There is no reception desk, no gatekeeper and no junior account manager between you and me. When you send an enquiry through the form at the top of this page, or ring 1300 59 00 82, you are contacting Robert Adelman — the bloke who will actually sit in the room with you every month.

You do not need a polished brief. Half a paragraph about what is frustrating you is plenty. Cash flow that never quite adds up, staff who keep leaving, a website that costs money and delivers nothing, an IT bill that has quietly tripled — whatever the sore point is, say it plainly and I will tell you honestly whether it is something I can help with.

If you would rather see how I work before you get in touch, read the client reviews, look at what sits behind the price on the business coaching cost page, or read the terms of my no lock-in guarantee. None of it is gated and none of it needs your email address first.

And if one-on-one coaching is more than you need right now, the Business Networking Club is the lower-cost way in. Mention it in your enquiry and I will point you at the next meetup rather than sell you something bigger than the problem.

The details

Contact Details And Business Hours

Contact details for The No Bullshit Business Coach, Melbourne
DetailInformation
Phone1300 59 00 82
Head officeLevel 35, 477 Collins St, Melbourne VIC 3000
Business hoursMonday to Friday, 8am – 6pm (Melbourne time)
Existing clients24/7 contact between monthly sessions — that is part of the fee
Service areaMelbourne and greater Victoria, with regular trips to Sydney and Brisbane
Trading nameThe No Bullshit Business Coach
ABN23 650 852 716

No mystery

What Happens After You Send An Enquiry

Plenty of coaching websites swallow your enquiry into an automated funnel. Here is exactly what happens to yours instead.

  1. 1

    It lands in my inbox

    The form emails your enquiry straight through to me. It is not routed to a sales team, it is not added to a mailing list, and it is not resold to anyone. There is no drip sequence waiting for you.

  2. 2

    I read it properly

    I read what you wrote before I reply, and I will usually have a look at your website first so I am not asking you questions you have already answered on your own home page.

  3. 3

    You get a reply from me personally

    Not an auto-responder pretending to be a person. I reply during business hours, Monday to Friday. I am not going to quote you a guaranteed response time I might miss while I am onsite with a client — if you need an answer today, ring me instead.

  4. 4

    We book a free 30-minute chat

    If it looks like a fit, we lock in a free half hour by phone, video or face to face. No charge, no obligation and no pitch deck.

  5. 5

    You decide what happens next

    You either take what you learned and run with it yourself, or we start working together. There is no contract to sign either way.

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Find me

Where To Find Rob In Melbourne

The head office is at Level 35, 477 Collins St, Melbourne VIC 3000, in the Collins Street legal and finance end of the CBD. Most coaching happens at your premises rather than mine — I come to you, and I do not charge travel time or mileage for doing it.

If you are outside Melbourne, that is not a problem. I travel to Sydney and Brisbane regularly, and owners further afield are coached by video call on the same monthly rhythm.

Make it useful

What To Include In Your Enquiry

None of this is compulsory. But the more of it you give me, the more useful my first reply will be to you.

  • What you do and roughly how big you are. Industry, headcount and how long you have been trading is enough context to start with.
  • The problem that made you pick up the phone. The real one, not the polite version. Blunt is fine here — it is the whole point of the name.
  • What you have already tried. Saves us both burning the free half hour on advice you binned two years ago.
  • Which of the 6 Pillars it touches. Coaching, culture, customer service, cyber security, digital marketing or IT systems — most problems sit in one or two of them.
  • How you would rather be contacted. Phone, email or a video call, and the hours that suit you.
  • Anything urgent. If something is on fire this week, say so in the first line and ring the number as well.

Straight up

What I Will Not Do With Your Details

Your details are used to answer your enquiry and nothing else. I do not sell contact lists, I do not add enquirers to a newsletter, and I do not hand your information to third-party lead brokers. The only systems involved are the ones that get the message from your screen to my inbox, and they are all named on the privacy policy page.

The enquiry form is protected by Google reCAPTCHA to keep the spam bots out. That is the only reason it is there.

Straight answers

Getting In Touch, Answered

What is the fastest way to get hold of Rob?

Ring 1300 59 00 82. It is my number, not a switchboard, and during business hours it is far quicker than typing out an enquiry.

If I am onsite with a client I will not pick up, but leave a message with a one-line summary and a number and I will call you back.

What are your business hours?

Monday to Friday, 8am to 6pm Melbourne time, for new enquiries.

Existing coaching clients get 24/7 contact between monthly sessions. Business does not stop at 5pm, so neither does the support you are paying for.

Where is your Melbourne office?

Level 35, 477 Collins St, Melbourne VIC 3000, in the Collins Street end of the CBD. The map on this page will get you to the front door.

In practice most sessions are held at your business rather than mine, because seeing your operation is worth more than hearing you describe it.

Do you coach business owners outside Melbourne?

Yes. Melbourne is home base, but I travel to Sydney and Brisbane regularly and coach owners in other states and regional areas by video call.

There is a dedicated Sydney business coaching page if that is where you are based.

Will I be handed to a salesperson or an assistant?

No. The person who answers your enquiry is the person who would do the coaching. There is no sales team here because there is nothing to hard sell.

Does the first conversation cost anything?

Nothing. The first 30 minutes is free, and you are under no obligation to do anything afterwards.

Details of how that half hour runs are on the free consultation page.

What is your ABN and trading name?

The business trades as The No Bullshit Business Coach, ABN 23 650 852 716. That ABN also appears on every invoice, so your bookkeeper can match it up without ringing me.

Can I meet you before committing to anything?

That is exactly what the free 30 minutes is for. Meet me, ask hard questions and decide afterwards.

There is no lock-in contract at any stage, which is spelled out on my guarantee page.

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